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Q. What do you call 47 millionaires sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl ?
A. The Tennessee Titans football team.
Q. How do you keep a Titan out of your yard ?
A. Put up a goal post.
Q. What do you call a Titan at the Super Bowl ?
A. A fan.
Q. What's the difference between the Tennessee Titans and a dollar bill ?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
Q. What do the Tennessee Titans and Billy Graham have in common ?
A. They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ !!!"
Q. What do the Titans and a possum have in common ?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.
Q. How many Titans does it take to win a Super Bowl ?
A. Nobody knows.
Lastly, everyone needs to know that the Tennessee Highway Patrol and Metro Nashville Police Department have announced a crackdown on speeders. For the first offense, they give you two Titans tickets. If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them.
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