Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Football questionnaire

Tennessee Titans logo
Tennessee Titans logo (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Q. What do you call 47 millionaires sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl ?
A. The Tennessee Titans football team.

Q. How do you keep a Titan out of your yard ?
A. Put up a goal post.

Q. What do you call a Titan at the Super Bowl ?
A. A fan.

Q. What's the difference between the Tennessee Titans and a dollar bill ?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

Q. What do the Tennessee Titans and Billy Graham have in common ?
A. They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ !!!"

Q. What do the Titans and a possum have in common ?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.

Q. How many Titans does it take to win a Super Bowl ?
A. Nobody knows.

Lastly, everyone needs to know that the Tennessee Highway Patrol and Metro Nashville Police Department have announced a crackdown on speeders. For the first offense, they give you two Titans tickets. If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them.
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