Wednesday, January 26, 2011

5 passengers

President George W. Bush and Speaker of the Ho...
An airplane was about to crash carrying 5 passengers but only 4 parachutes.

The first passenger said, "I am President Obama, the chosen one. The world needs me, I can't afford to die." So he took the first pack and left the plane. 

The second passenger, Nancy Pelosi said, "I am the former Speaker of the House and the smartest woman in American history. So, America 's people don't want me to die." She took the second pack and jumped off the plane. 

The third passenger, John Kerry, said, "I'm a Senator and a decorated war hero from the United States Navy." So he grabbed the pack next to him and jumped. 

The fourth passenger, former-President George W. Bush, said to the fifth passenger, a 10-year-old schoolgirl, "I have lived a full life and served my country the best I could. I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute." 

The girl said, "That's okay. There's a parachute left for you. America's smartest woman took my schoolbag."
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