1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots. 
2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine. 
3. Put four giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines. 
4. Leave a note on your door that reads: 
 Bubba, 
Bertha, Duke, Slim, & I went for more ammo and beer. Be back in an hour.
Don't mess with the pit bulls; they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up bad. I don't think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house. 
Better wait outside. Be right back. 
“Cooter"

 
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