Dear Tennessee Losers / Thugs / Titans,Congratulations !!! You didn't lose this weekend. Yeah, I know you didn't play but I'm just trying to be positive. You gotta start somewhere, right ?? What is your record anyway ?? 0-5 ?? 0-6 ?? But who's counting, right ?? Even the Browns and the Lions have a win. It's hard to believe that you still have not won a regular season game since "the towel incident" last year. You've lost 7 regular season games in a row. My offer is still open as far as you guys offering me an apology. However, I also realize that may not be an attractive option for you. So, out of the goodness of my heart, I thought I'd make a suggestion. We'll call it plan "B".
Denver and Indianapolis are 6-0. Mr. Obama has been preaching redistribution of wealth and giving banks and car companies bailouts. So, why doesn't Bud Adams give him a call and request a bailout for you guys ?? Obama could even do a little wealth redistribution in the process. He could take 2 wins from Denver and 2 from Indianapolis since they're undefeated and give them to you guys. Then he could take 4 of your losses (dang, that's a lot) and give 2 of them to Denver and 2 to Indianapolis. That way you, Denver, and Indianapolis are all 4-2 and you would even be in a first place tie with Indianapolis. It evens helps San Diego because then they are only one game behind Denver. Wouldn't that be great !!! Who cares what Denver and Indianapolis think anyway ?? They'll just have to learn to go along and do what's best for everyone. Right ??
Hope this suggestion is helpful and good luck this Sunday against the Jaguars. Haven't they already embarrassed y'all once this year ??
No hard feelings,
The Terrible Towel
2 comments:
The Towel's got a good Plan B here. However, please let Mr. Adams know that I only give bailouts to Liberal Socialist Democrats.
Yep, we are down right now. That's the way sports are. I can remember when I was one of the few Steeler fans, before Terry Bradshaw and the "immaculate receiption". Us Vandy fans have learned to be with our teams win or loose, even if they win them all or lose them all. By the way -- wonder if Tennessee could recruite a field goal kicker from the high school ranks instead of Jr High? four tries, one miss, two blocks? Where is the line? And the officiating was about as even handed as the officiating in the Steeler - Vikings game.
da ole biker Dale -- enjoying a Recycled Life -- Thanks Taylor
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